And That's Show Biz, Baby: The Unofficial Guide to Pairing Strains with Taylor Swift's New Tracks
Taylor Swift is about to drop The Life of a Showgirl, and we already know it’s going to have us twirling our feather boas and shedding a few glittery tears. Since the music isn’t here yet, we’re doing the next best thing! We’re pairing the vibes of her upcoming track list with cannabis strains you can find right here at NatureMed dispensaries. From glittery hybrids to sensual gummies, we’ve got the perfect match for every move. And don’t worry, once the album officially lands, we’ll update with even more curated cannabis pairings.
The Life of a Showgirl ft. Sabrina Carpenter = Glitter Bomb by Royal
This title track is destined to be the centerpiece of the album. Sparkly, bold, and impossible to ignore! That’s why we’re pairing it with Glitter Bomb by Royal. Bursting with fruity terpenes and an uplifting euphoric high, it’s a hybrid that shines as bright as the Vegas stage. Perfect for when you want to feel like the star of the show.
Honey = Honeybee Live Rosin Gummies
Taylor naming a track Honey tells us it’s going to be slow, sweet, and a little sensual. Our pick? Honeybee Live Rosin Gummies. These melt-in-your-mouth treats deliver full-spectrum flavor and a cozy, body-soothing high. With relaxing terpenes that lead toward linalool and myrcene, they’re perfect for a night of intimacy or just indulging in some sweetness solo.
Actually Romantic = Blueberry Cupcake by Vertical
We’re betting this one is playful and cheeky, leaning into romance with a wink. Blueberry Cupcake by Vertical brings the perfect pairing with its decadent berry-and-cream flavor profile. Rich in myrcene and limonene, this flower delivery a smooth, relaxing high that sets the stage for candlelit conversations, cozy cuddles, and, well, actually being romantic.
The Fate of Ophelia = Strawberry Cough by Timeless
Shakespeare fans (and Swifties) already know this one: Ophelia’s story in Hamlet is tragic, poetic, and unforgettable. We’re expecting the track to feel like a haunting ballad, and Strawberry Cough by Timeless captures that vibe beautifully. With its sweet strawberry flavor and uplifting cerebral effects, this vape blends melancholy and light, helping you float through the drama with creativity and clarity. Pinene in its terpene mix adds a refreshing edge, like a breath of crisp night air on a misty stage.
Eldest Daughter = Wilbur’s Gelato by Vlasic Labs
If you know you know. Track 5’s are sacred. It’s where Taylor cuts the deepest. Eldest Daughter sounds like it’ll be raw, emotional, and gut-wrenching and is a ballad about carrying burdens no one else sees. Wilbur’s Gelato by Vlasic Labs is our match for that intensity. Its terpene profile balances myrcene’s grounding calm with limonene’s lift, making it the kind of strain that helps you process the heavy stuff while still finding moments of light. This one’s best paired with tissues, journals, and maybe a light-night heart-to-heart.
CANCELLED! = Super Boof by Vivid
This track is probably the boldest moment on the album, unapologetic, brash, and loud. Pair it with Super Boof by Vivid, a hybrid that is just as commanding. Known for its rich, earthy flavor and strong euphoric effect, Super Boof takes up space and refuses to apologize for it. It is the perfect strain for when you are leaning into that zero-regrets energy.
Setting the Stage at NatureMed
From glittery hybrids to heartstring-tugging strains, these cannabis pairings are the perfect way to set the scene for Taylor’s Showgirl era. Once the album drops, we will be back with more curated sesh recommendations.
For now, stop by your nearest NatureMed dispensary, check out our daily deals, and browse the full menu to find your perfect pairing. Every showgirl deserves a little sparkle!